The Zombie Apocalypse

Silverstar’s Guide to Killing Zombies

The Ultimate Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

Section one: Apocalypse

Any zombie apocalypse would start with either a selection of dangerous chemicals, highly dangerous food poisoning, supreme insanity (plus chemicals), or the spread of an injection gone wrong. Zombie apocalypses are dangerous, but when you know your stuff they can be pretty fun.

The spread of an apocalypse would usually start with one person and move on until everyone turns zombie. The best way to avoid one would be staying away from anyone or anything related to the victim. The victim will most likely spread to the ones he knows first, as he will have the best memory left of them.

Once the virus is spread you may be able to pinpoint out specific people that will be next. If a goal of yours is to save someone, save any scientists or cure finders. If they happen to be taken out then it’s just you and any team you can assemble.

Section two: Team

Every zombie killer needs someone to back them up. The first thing you should look for during an apocalypse is a team. Teams help cover more ground along with killing more zombies.

Each team needs specific good people. Look for people with different qualities such as strong, agile, smart, etc. The more variety you have, the more likely you are to survive.

A good person to have by your side is someone you know. Like a friend or a relative. The more you know somebody, the more trust you can put into them.

Section three: Base

Once you get a team you need a base. Without a base, you’re dead. Look for a base with sturdy walls and a roof along with a steady food supply. Try places like Wal-Mart or Target. The only downside about stores like that would be the indoor population. You may have to make a trap that can lure the zombies out.

A good base should also have metal in it. Metal is good for many things such as armor, weapons, shields, items, and much more.

Eventually your base will run out of food. When this happens, you will have to develop a good plan to get away from the base and to a new place with the same things as the old base.

Section four: Weapons

First of all I would like to say that a crowbar is an apocalypse-survivors best friend. Every fighter should have a crowbar. If you don’t, then you need more experience in apocalypse surviving.

The following list is made up of the best weapons for fighting zombies.

-Crowbar

-Shotgun

-Metal Pole or piece

-Any rapid fire gun

-Fire

-Flame Thrower

-Hot led

-Guns that are at your reach

-Chaingun (newly added because of its awesomeness)

Section five: Zombie Types

Everyone thinks of the stereotypical zombie as a groaning green ripped up dead guy, but that’s not always true. Zombies have specific looks and types. The average zombie is bitten in some area, has no pupils, very slow mind and body, and a moan groan yell mix.

The following is a list of all realistic zombie types.

Average is the average person who has a slow speed and has a limp in one leg. Most people become Averages when attacked. An Average can be taken down by any weapon.

Runner is a less common zombie (gladly) that has a very fast speed and no limp. A Runner is the most annoying of zombies because it is hard to attack due to its speed. The Runner is a mutation of the Average when a bite is sunk in too much.

Heavy is a less common zombie that has very slow speed and no limp. Although it is the dumbest of the bunch, it is also the strongest. They usually tower over zombies and have unnatural muscles that grow larger than their heads. Heavy’s are hard to kill because they can take a lot of hits before they are taken down.

Spitter is a common zombie that can spit deadly venom which causes burning. Spitter’s saliva is multiplied by ten and stored in a second stomach created when the bite is given. They are a mutation of the Average.

Halfie is half zombie and half human. It can think like a human although the arm and leg that turn zombie are uncontrollable. A Halfie is very rare and eventually turns completely zombie.

There you are. All you need to know about zombies. Any questions, comments, or complaints can be sent to my account. Please rate this guide on a scale of 1-10!